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The Old Saloon (Interlude) Lyrics - The Lonely Island


(no I'm being serious)

It's the wild wild west
You came to the right place my man
Get ready here we go

Welcome my friends to the Old Saloon,
Everyone in the town is hangin' out
If you gotta drink, well ya drink it down
Then we'll all go have sex with whores.

Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town,
On my horse? You betcha on my horse,
That's the thing in the old west times,
Everybody enjoys a good horse.

If ya cheat at cards you'll get thrown out,
Right out the saloon doors on your butt,
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey,
Guess what? All is forgiven!

Well, Flimmidy Jim your the Flammidy Jade,
And your nothing good that's probably and engine,
This whiskey is warm and it (DJ LARRY) tastes like piss,
Oh No! My 'stache smells like piss!

So that's your story, keep sticking to it,
The old wild west is no place for a Lady,
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor,
So just put that... (DJ LAaaAry)

Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas,
Sure is dusty here

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