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Jizz In My Pants Lyrics - The Lonely Island

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(oooooohhh)
Lock eyes from across the room,
Down my drink while the rhythms boom,
Take your hand, and skip the names
No need here for the silly games,
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud,
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry,
Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors,
The whole night (?) what we've got in store
You whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I jizz in my pants...

This hardly ever happens you can take my word
I won't apologize thats just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way you danced
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt,
I'm very sensitive some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change...

I need a few things from the grocery,
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken now I'm looking for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face and asked cash or credit
and I jizz in my pants...

It's perfectly normal nothing wrong me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle three,
And now im posed in an awkward stance
cause I jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting alot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like your not impressed
One more thing I'm gunna pay by check

Last week I saw a film
as I recall it was a horror film
walked outside into the rain
checked my phone and saw you rang
and i jizzed in my pants...

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
and I jizz in my pants...

The next day my alarm goes off and i jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and i jizz in my pants
When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants
I went to... jizzed in my pants (ok seriously you guys can we, ok)

I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me
And when we're holding hands its like having sex to me
You say Im premature, I just call it ecstacy
I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity
Cause I jizz in my pants (i jizz in my pants, i jizz in my pants...)
Yes I jizz in my pants (i jizz in my pants, i jizz in my pants...)

(ooooooohhhh)


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